Brain Poop

Hello! My name's Victoria and here is where things I like go!
"I love your Tumblr because it combines literary things, fantastic gifs, theatre, feminism, and ADORABLE THINGS" - truefacts review that someone once told me.

About ME -
*live in California
*going to Columbia University
*tiny spiders scare the pants off of me
*my soundcloud is https://soundcloud.com/vickyalejandro
*theatre is really awesome
*sometimes i write stuff
*I can think of no more things, ask whatever you want to know (I'm not very scary)
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via lizzrossstories)

officialunitedstates:

"Hey pst, kid, come here."
I turned instantly to the source of the voice.  A small kangaroo awaited, staring at me intently.  I was shocked, immensely confused, and terrified.  She waited patiently for me to regain my composure.  
"Uh me?"  I stuttered.
"Who else, mate?" she replied.
The kangaroo was talking to me.  It was kind of odd because kangaroos usually do not talk, but I accepted it because kangaroos look a lot like humans, in my opinion.  It all became kind of natural eventually, and Sheryl and I still meet every once in a while for games of hopscotch.

officialunitedstates:

"Hey pst, kid, come here."

I turned instantly to the source of the voice.  A small kangaroo awaited, staring at me intently.  I was shocked, immensely confused, and terrified.  She waited patiently for me to regain my composure.  

"Uh me?"  I stuttered.

"Who else, mate?" she replied.

The kangaroo was talking to me.  It was kind of odd because kangaroos usually do not talk, but I accepted it because kangaroos look a lot like humans, in my opinion.  It all became kind of natural eventually, and Sheryl and I still meet every once in a while for games of hopscotch.

rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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(Source: transisted, via exponentially-capricious)