Brain Poop

Hello! My name's Victoria and here is where things I like go!
"I love your Tumblr because it combines literary things, fantastic gifs, theatre, feminism, and ADORABLE THINGS" - truefacts review that someone once told me.

About ME -
*live in California
*going to Columbia University
*tiny spiders scare the pants off of me
*my soundcloud is
*theatre is really awesome
*sometimes i write stuff
*I can think of no more things, ask whatever you want to know (I'm not very scary)

10 facts

i done got tagged by mexkmart, so let’s do the thingy

1. I REALLY love modern adaptations of shakespearean works, particularly Macbeth

2. I started watching Gossip Girl and I like it way more than I wanted to

3. I can’t choose which guitar to take with me to college (because they’re all so special and great and oh no)

4. I regularly question my religion and sexuality (so when people ask about either i’m just kinda like “eh, whatever”)

5. I’m worried about moving to New York because I love California sooooo much

6. My URL is a reference to a poster in one of the Riddle School flash games

7. Theatre taught me how to do regular makeup in less than 5 minutes

8. One time I had a chicken named Pancake (he almost drowned)

9. I went from owning 0 to 10 nail polishes in about a week and now I’m addicted to painting my nails

10. I learned how to play Blackbird (by the Beatles) on my Hummingbird (Epiphone guitar) and I think that’s really funny because birds??

yoooo do it if you want to: 






okay, tony bennett and lady gaga singing jazz together is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen, they make me so happy.

fill in the blanks

1. name: victoria
2. birthday: june 25
3. favorite color: shiny blue/purple
4. lucky number: ….?
5. height: 5’8 and 1/2 or something


1. last dream you remember: i was at some dance audition thing (i don’t actually dance though..) and the building was huge and my sister was there and she wouldn’t give me my shoes and then i got lost
2. can you juggle: i can TRY
3. art/sports/both: art
4. do you like writing: yes 
5. do you like dancing: maybe?
6. do you like singing: yaaaaas


1. dream vacation: scotland or london or beach forever
2. dream date: museums? theatre? 
3. dream guy/gal: cute, talented, funny
4. dream wedding: probably never but i guess like a rooftop with 20 people at sunset or something? no big dress, no huge thing
5. dream pet: my dog + fluffy cats and other dogs
6. dream job: ~*acting*~ or singing or something


1. favorite song: no no no no
2. favorite album: stop it i can’t
3. favorite artist: don’t ask meeeeeee
4. last song you heard on the radio: uhhhh I think it was Stay With Me which i kinda dig cause those harmonies 
5. least favorite song: katy perry.
6. least favorite album: iggy azalea?
7. least favorite artist: katy perry and iggy azalea


1. guys/girls/both: i dunno maybe everything! 
2. hair color: dark? if you cute, you cute.
3. eye color: if you cute, YOU CUTE
4. humorous/serious: both are important
5. taller/shorter: taller because i like heels. (shorter if you also like heels)
6. biggest turn-off: being a horrible person
7. biggest turn-on: music, cute, dumb great humor

(Source: scormalffoy, via thefartsinourstars)

If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’m going to eat meat; that’s how much I hate Morrissey.

—Robert Smith (the Cure)

(Source: crayawn, via thefartsinourstars)


im 19 years old how am i still stuck between “I’M NOT 13 ANYMORE!”





new proposal for mras: if women are so terrible and manipulative then just stay away from us completely.  buy an island somewhere and go live in a magical paradise with no women at all. I promise we won’t try to stop you.

(via xfawnx)